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Shock Market Simulator
Stress test your portfolio against historical market crashes and custom shocks in your browser.
About this slop
A privacy-focused portfolio stress testing tool that models historical crash scenarios like the 1929 crash, dot-com bust, and stagflation to show how market shocks impact your holdings. Features real vs. nominal toggles, location risk sliders, and advanced portfolio splits—all processed locally in your browser with no data uploads or tracking.